Sunday, December 28, 2008

I'm a massive, massive tool.

4 comments:

Alexander Young said...

Your woman? Mine has an update: drunken texts from her which seem promising on the surface, but are probably just the ramblings of a drunk.

We are real men.

Shane said...

Not mine, never mine. Missed the window of opportunity by 6 days apparently. It would have been nice to know what the fuck was going on before blundering around and embarassing everyone.

Drunken texts are an interesting sign; in vino veritas. If you want my advice (and whether you should actually take this, given my track record, is debatable) don't leave it too long. Procrastination costs.

And yeah, we are real men. At least I took a chance for once. I'm gonna be reacquainting myself with my old buddy Jameson soon; yet another fine indicator of manliness. Best of luck with it man, hopefully one of us will walk away without embarassment or shame.

Alexander Young said...

Well, I wish you the best. I would offer some musical recommendations, but I'm not sure how well they'd be taken; aha.

You know what? You're getting them anyway:

Envy - Insomniac Doze and Abyssal (particularly A Warm Room on Insomniac Doze)
Anything by Carissa's Wierd (misspelling is deliberate)
Mogwai - I Love You, I'm Going To Blow Up Your School (or anything else, for that matter)
Sleater-Kinney - Let's Call it Love

That usually sorts me out, as well as the obligatory drinking.

Wednesday is my day of reckoning, as it were. As I am (according to the drunk) 'v genuine and sarcstic dark witty and cute' [sic for all mistakes], I'm liking the odds; even if she can't remember any of the messages or any of that evening.

Shane said...

Lol, thanks for the recommendations, youtubing them at the moment. Liking Mogwai, never really sat down and listened to them before.

Sounds promising Al! If you've been described as cute that's a good thing. I think.

I'll be rooting for you Wednesday night so; god knows I'll need some mental escapism.